It seems like Otis has been messaged by one of his friends.
Reluctantly, he opens his Instant Message Client, Evil Messenger. Although not actually "Evil" per se, he just seems to find the word "evil" inherently cool. In fact, there's genuinely nothing evil about it. It's just a regular freeware instant messaging client.
--Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.--
--YOU HAVE 2 UNREAD MESSAGES.--
--SCAR_faze0 has opened the conversation with vir4wr.--
vir4wr: OTIS!!!!
vir4wr: OOOOOOOOOTIS!!!!
SCAR_faze0: what
vir4wr: were have u been??
vir4wr: we missed u!!
vir4wr: have u just been sleeping? :/
SCAR_faze0: yea
vir4wr: yea figurez
vir4wr: k so ru busy rn?
SCAR_faze0: no
vir4wr: do u remember u said u wer comin 2 tht con w/ us irl?
vir4wr: im just dub checking ur comin
SCAR_faze0: yeah im gonna go with you guys dont worry
vir4wr: GOOD! :D
vir4wr: bc i wus worried u were gonna sleep in
vir4wr: bc ICYDK
vir4wr: u tend 2 sleep a lot!!!
SCAR_faze0: yeah i know i get it im a fucking weirdo
vir4wr: :/
vir4wr: drama queen
SCAR_faze0: hey i heard that
SCAR_faze0: *read that
vir4wr: DRAMA
vir4wr: FRIGGIN!!!
vir4wr: QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!
SCAR_faze0: ok listen here missy im not liking this tone youve got
SCAR_faze0: cut it out
vir4wr: >:(
vir4wr: k the point is
vir4wr: we cud go w/ or w/o u
vir4wr: but i want u 2 tag along bc were friends!
SCAR_faze0: why dont you say where or we're instead of just were
vir4wr: bc its ezr
SCAR_faze0: what even type of con is it anyway
vir4wr: its kinda liek a half anime con? idk also i think theres gonna b bronies or smth
vir4wr: just meet us @ the front
SCAR_faze0: sigh
SCAR_faze0: fine
vir4wr: YAY
--SCAR_faze0 has closed the conversation with vir4wr.--